How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?


Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light ! bulb for the next
Sunday service in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions
including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which
are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. A church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predetermined times.

Amish: What's a light bulb?