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This is going to be where the members of the HockyJocky Hall of Fame will be honored. This is a great honor bestowed to those individuals that go above and beyond incompetence and achieve competence in Operational Hockyology.

 Individuals must be nominated by either the principals of hockyjocky.com (i.e. Kenny Fail or Tommy Armstrong) or by other certified operators in the state of North Carolina. The prize will be an engraved plaque (engraved of course by Tommy Armstrong, master engraver) and a certified piece of rare, prehistoric, BOD free, petrified dinosaur turd. Its amazing what a few million years will do to treat fecal matter. It turns into rock. (the process is silicification). That process is taught in depth in the Grade VI  Palentological Waste Treatment School conducted by by the Geology department of HockyJocky U.

You can of course easily get a Grade VI PWT certificate without of course attending any school or doing any work by simply mailing money to HockyJockyU. All proceeds will be used for the purchase of ethanol to feed the bugs in the upper and lower intestinal tract of the Dean.

 

Our very first inductee was Dean Pond of Black & Veatch Engineers of Charlotte, a very able and lucid biologist with an excellent knowledge (and more important an excellent ability to transfer that knowledge to normal people) of bugs. Mr. Pond was kind enough to allow his excellent presentation given at the recent Grade IV NC Wastewater School to be posted on this site. Thanks again to an operator friendly biologist. You are welcome to  view his very useful presentation on Nitrogen and Phosphorous Removal in the resources section of this site.

Our second inductee is John Eick of Stearns and Wheler Engineering of the Raleigh, NC office. Although the project he just completed for my town, The Town of Erwin (North Carolina) was a small one by engineering standards, he demonstrated an extraordinary amount of sensitivity to operator concerns in the conception, design, and building of the project and is to be highly commended for grasping of the need for operational ease. Also his follow through after the project completion has been most adequate. For his philosophy of design and project management, we are pleased to have a new inductee and he will be soon receiving a new LEGO veneered desk plate of fiddle back maple, rosewood, and pear wood. Very nice, and congratulations again to Mr. John Eick.