Subject: Hmmmm...

What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

How can the weather be cold as hell one day and hot as hell another?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If a chronic liar tells you he's a chronic liar would you believe him?

If you spend your day doing nothing how do you know when you're done?

Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

When people lose weight, where does it go?